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Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010
7:21 pm	Fortune for the day! Hello and welcome. This journal will post the output of the Unix program 'fortune' on a daily bases. This will just be the generic fortune with out the flags for the offensive ones. Latter on I'll add the option to email me and the offensive ones will be friend only posts.
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out.
Tuesday, March 29th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! I had pancake makeup for brunch!
Monday, March 28th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for her birthday. An hour later, when wandering through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen. "My pup," she murmured sadly, "runneth over."
Sunday, March 27th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!!
Saturday, March 26th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
Friday, March 25th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. -- John Maynard Keynes
Thursday, March 24th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! Riches cover a multitude of woes. -- Menander
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! Oh Dad! We're ALL Devo!
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! HERE LIES LESTER MOORE SHOT 4 TIMES WITH A .44 NO LES NO MOORE -- tombstone, in Tombstone, AZ
Monday, March 21st, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! Dull women have immaculate homes.
Sunday, March 20th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! For thee the wonder-working earth puts forth sweet flowers. -- Titus Lucretius Carus
Saturday, March 19th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign. -- Anatole France
Friday, March 18th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! BOFH excuse #263: It's stuck in the Web.
Thursday, March 17th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! "What's that thing?" "Well, it's a highly technical, sensitive instrument we use in computer repair. Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what it does. We call it a two-by-four." -- Jeff MacNelley, "Shoe"
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases. -- Larry Wall in <199710161841.LAA13208@wall.org>
Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! Don't get mad, get even. -- Joseph P. Kennedy Don't get even, get jewelry. -- Anonymous
Monday, March 14th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately, it can still be changed today.
Sunday, March 13th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #31 A: Chicken Teriyaki. Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?
Saturday, March 12th, 2005
9:00 pm	Fortune for the day! Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon.